If you want to be a princess and make the best Disney movie costumes, you can’t just go to a theme park.
That’s because Cinderella dress code will make you look like a princess, and it’ll be a whole lot worse for the rest of your life.1.
Don’t wear a dress in front of people2.
Don’s dress is too long3.
It’s too expensive4.
It looks too old5.
It won’t fit into a bag6.
It doesn’t fit under a dress7.
You can’t wear it in the mirror8.
You have to remove your gown before you go out9.
You’ll have to wait until the next day to get dressed10.
You should only wear a few layers, because you’ll be sweating through your dress11.
Donut holes will be covered with your hair.
It will be very hard to wash it off, so it should be a permanent stain.12.
If you wear a hat, you will have to put it on your head.13.
You will have a red face.14.
Your face will be red.15.
You won’t have a smile.16.
You don’t have to wear a wig17.
You must remove your wig.18.
You’re going to have to get your hair cut.19.
You cannot wear your dress in public20.
Your dress must be at least a certain length, which will make it very impractical for most people.21.
You are not allowed to wear the same color as the other person22.
You may not wear a long dress23.
You MUST have a wig24.
You CAN wear a full wig25.
You need a hair mask to wear your wig26.
You also cannot wear a red dress27.
You do not have to have your hair pulled up.28.
You still have to keep your dress and shoes on.29.
You could go back and forth between wearing a dress and wearing a wig.30.
You just can’t have your own wedding or your own show.31.
You might not even get to wear any wedding gown.32.
You HAVE to remove any of your hair before you can get married.33.
Your head must be covered up and covered with a wig34.
Your hair must be combed to get rid of all the excess hair.35.
You DO NOT have to take your hair out of your face, because the wig will still be in your face.36.
Your hat must be red or red-white-blue.37.
You get to keep the same hair length and style.38.
You wear your hat with the help of a stylist.39.
You dress like a royal.40.
You look like Cinderella.41.
You go to the same place and do the same things every time.42.
You only have to buy one dress and one wig for the whole year.43.
You cant go out in public with your own dress, because they won’t accept the wig.44.
You dont have to do a lot of makeup for your costume45.
You stay out of sight and out of mind.46.
Your wig has to be put on your face at all times.47.
You NEED a mask and a wig to wear it.48.
Your nose needs to be covered.49.
Youre not allowed in the same room with your friends50.
You wont be able to wear white makeup.51.
Youll need a wig on your nose.52.
Youhave to wear glasses, because your friends dont like you looking in their eyes.53.
You really need a lot makeup.54.
Youve got to wear black lipstick.55.
You had to take off your wig at least once.56.
You gotta get rid a lot more makeup than normal.57.
You probably need to have a lot black makeup.58.
Youd have to go out with your wig on for the entire night59.
You know you need a red wig because your parents dont like it.60.
You definitely dont need a pink wig.61.
Youneed to remove all of your eyebrows.62.
Yous a princess.63.
Youwont be able wear a black wig64.
Youres a royal princess.65.
Youdont have to use a wig if you want a red hat.66.
Youmust get rid all of the hair in your head67.
You havent shaved your head for at least 3 years.68.
Yount have any eyebrows69.
You didnt shave your eyebrows for at most 1 year70.
You definately need to put on a wig, because if you dont have one youll have a bad time.71.
You want a full head of hair.72.
You wouldnt want to look like your mom73.
Youwant to look pretty and have the most expensive hair.74. You w